How cute!

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A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's ?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"


Edit: Sorry, der Witz funktioniert nicht, da das Programm ein "böses" Wort blockt und in "ich" umändert!!! Vielleicht findet ihr heraus, was es ist...

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One Halloween a woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden curly hair and the
biggest blue eyes.

She was dressed as an angel, and was just delightful. The
woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or
tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her
husband to come to the door. The woman says to the child, "Go
ahead honey, say it just one more time."

Once again the little angel looks up and says, "Twick or
tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the treat
bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the
little girl's treat bag.


The little angel looks into her bag then looks up at the woman
and says, "Just great! Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f***ing
cookies!"