jokes

[Keswick]

Brilliant!!


Which cheese do you use to hide a horse?
- Mascarpone
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[caro64]

Yes!!

[TobbeL]

What does a Scotsman call a pretty woman?
- a tourist!


What do you call a sheep with no legs?
- a cloud

[Zeitgeist]

I've another joke for you. I hope you'll like it.

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool!" yells the lifeguard.
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"