"Nursery song"

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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

''Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.''

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, ''Sure. I have this,'' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, ''There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.''

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. ''I mean, what in the world is this?''

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

''It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.''


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

[licorice_lilly]

LMAO!!!!

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2:07 am, wow, you are "nocturnal", aren't you?

[CID]

In case anyone wants to sing the (original) song:

This old man, he played one, he played nicknack on my thum, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played two, he played nicknack on my shoe, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three, he played nicknack on my knee, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four, he played nicknack on my door, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five, he played nicknack on my hive, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six, he played nicknack on my sticks, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven, he played nicknack up to heaven, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight, he played nicknack on my gate, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine, he played nicknack on my spine, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten, he played nicknack all over again, with a nicknack, paddy whack, give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.