Der Bauchredner

[CID]

A young ventriloquist was touring clubs and one
night he was doing a show in a small town in
Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he started going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in
the 3rd row stood on her chair and started shouting:
''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the color of a person's hair have to do
with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you
who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community and from reaching our full
potential as people. 'You and your kind continue to perpetuate
discrimination against not only blondes, but women
in general, and all in the name of humor!''

The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize,
and the blonde yelled,, ''You stay out of this,
mister..... I'm talking to that little :censored: on your
knee.''

[Cliff]

The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize,
and the blonde yelled,, ''You stay out of this,
mister..... I'm talking to that little :censored: on your
knee.''

Come on guys, this is really humiliating. (It's funny though. )