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Keswick

Brilliant!!

Which cheese do you use to hide a horse?
- Mascarpone
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caro64

Yes!!

TobbeL

What does a Scotsman call a pretty woman?
- a tourist!

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
- a cloud

Zeitgeist

I've another joke for you. I hope you'll like it.

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool!" yells the lifeguard.
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

Keswick Lingo Whiz Registriert: 30. Jul 2008 11:20 Beiträge: 2424 Alter: 32 Wohnort: Tyne & Wear, UK Muttersprache: Deutsch	Brilliant!! Which cheese do you use to hide a horse? - Mascarpone . . . . . . . _________________ Fehler/Mistake - Anmerkung/Note - Ausdruck/Expression ✯ Bitte keine Korrektur- / Erklärungsanfragen per PN. Danke. ✯

caro64 Frequent Typer Registriert: 1. Jun 2010 12:39 Beiträge: 207 Alter: 47 Muttersprache: Englisch	Yes!!

TobbeL Slow Speller Registriert: 25. Jan 2009 19:11 Beiträge: 15 Alter: 23 Muttersprache: german	What does a Scotsman call a pretty woman? - a tourist! What do you call a sheep with no legs? - a cloud

Zeitgeist Bilingual Newbie Registriert: 29. Apr 2011 16:14 Beiträge: 6 Muttersprache: Deutsch	I've another joke for you. I hope you'll like it. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool!" yells the lifeguard. "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny. "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

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